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i want to write a book but instead i watch weird movies
Anonymous:
What are the requirements of being a eunuch?
cryptotheism:
Dude get out of here. Your ass is never becoming a harem guard.
they teach you this shit day 1 of scheming advisor training
Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy table
only an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
I’m his crying wife
You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth
care for a bird in these trying times?
literally so obsessed with werewolf bts where the guy in the suit is just hanging out. my favorite images ever
yeah i dual-wield
